monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

haha-l-m-a-o:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

muslimmilf:

my new sex scent

into-the-snogbox:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

You mean other keyboards don’t?

huckblade:

My design 221b Baker Street is available to purchase at https://www.unamee.com/ for the next 48 hours for the low price of only $10 so get one and tell your friends!

#how accurate is this #it’s scary how I like it

jack-bakarat:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?

“What do you see?”

Alternate color: x

696skye:

apple-str1der:

alan-ashby-is-my-ginger-princess:

letmelickyournipples:

i dont understand why youd want this

This is sickening

im going to throw up

omg what in the fuck!!!